a99kitten's Musings

I blog about a WHOLE LOT of stuff :)

(joke/story sent to me by my mother in law…)
I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73  just East of Sedan, KS.
I asked for her driver’s license, registration, and proof of insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to me. In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age)
to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask  if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.
She responded that she indeed had a .45  automatic in her glove box. Something—body  language, or the way she said it—made me want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having
a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what was she so afraid of.
She looked me right in the eye and said, “Not a fucking thing!”
Seniors  – Don’t mess with them. They didn’t get old by being stupid.

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in
the United States’ Capital this Christmas season.

This isn’t for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find
Three Wise Men in the Nation’s Capitol.

A search for a Virgin continues.

There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

(p.s. while this is a joke, it’s also true.)

I like this version waaaaaay better than the original song :)

“Daniel Craig is my wookiee bitch now” AWESOME! LOL!!!!

Plus, the main guy star in these types of movies always has his funny best pal so Chewie should get some air time :)

These 2 scenes have to be my favorite dancing moments on TV. David Boreanz as Angel (or Angelus…yes, where I got the name) dancing is AWESOME. The little clappy thing he does = priceless. I remember when I first saw this episode and how much I laughed.

and of course…Ross and Monica doing “The Routine”…classic…

I can watch these over and over again :)

Pure awesomesauce…

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“I don’t really want my son growing up in a world where we believe Greedo shot first”

Storm can TOTALLY do a duet with Mishka!!! He is a great singer too!

I need to get my new iPhone 4 so I can video Stormy when he sings :)

Just my personal opinion. Thankfully I am allowed that in this country.