{"id":9777,"date":"2012-02-11T18:04:19","date_gmt":"2012-02-12T01:04:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/?p=9777"},"modified":"2012-02-11T18:04:19","modified_gmt":"2012-02-12T01:04:19","slug":"all-you-need-to-know-about-government-bureaucracy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/?p=9777","title":{"rendered":"All You Need to Know About Government Bureaucracy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Was emailed this in a joke list and yet&#8230;not entirely funny so much as pathetic&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><span id=\"yui_3_2_0_1_1328988880507764\" style=\"color: darkmagenta; font-family: Comic Sans MS,sans-serif; font-size: small;\"><span id=\"yui_3_2_0_1_1328988880507763\" style=\"color: darkmagenta; font-family: Comic Sans MS,sans-serif; font-size: small;\"><span id=\"yui_3_2_0_1_1328988880507761\" style=\"color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;\"><span id=\"yui_3_2_0_1_1328988880507759\" style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;\"><strong>Pythagorean Theorem&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;24 words.<br \/>\nThe Lord&#8217;s Prayer&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..66 words.<br \/>\nArchimedes&#8217; Principle&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.67 words.<br \/>\nTen Commandments&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.179 words.<br \/>\nGettysburg Address&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..286 words.<br \/>\nDeclaration of Independence&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..1,300 words.<br \/>\nUS Constitution with all 27 Amendments&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..7,818 words.<br \/>\nUS Government regulations on the selling of cabbage\u2026&#8230;26,911 words.<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Sort of puts things into proper perspective&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Was emailed this in a joke list and yet&#8230;not entirely funny so much as pathetic&#8230;. Pythagorean Theorem&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;24 words. The Lord&#8217;s Prayer&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..66 words. Archimedes&#8217; Principle&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.67 words. Ten Commandments&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.179 words. Gettysburg Address&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..286 words. Declaration of Independence&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..1,300 words. US Constitution with all 27 Amendments&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..7,818 words. US Government regulations on the selling of cabbage\u2026&#8230;26,911 words. Sort of puts things [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[93,249,43],"tags":[993,992],"class_list":["post-9777","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-politics","category-rants","tag-bureaucracy","tag-government"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9777","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9777"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9777\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9781,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9777\/revisions\/9781"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}