{"id":9725,"date":"2011-12-30T15:13:57","date_gmt":"2011-12-30T22:13:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/?p=9725"},"modified":"2011-12-30T15:14:19","modified_gmt":"2011-12-30T22:14:19","slug":"awesome-funny-and-hope-how-i-will-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/?p=9725","title":{"rendered":"Awesome, funny and hope how I will be :) From a Kansas State Highway Patrol Officer&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"yui_3_2_0_1_1325274637396768\">(joke\/story sent to me by my mother in law&#8230;)<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;\">I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding<\/span><span id=\"yui_3_2_0_1_1325274637396765\" style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;\"> on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73\u00a0 just East of Sedan, KS.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;\">I asked for her driver&#8217;s license, registration, and proof of insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to me. In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age)<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;\">to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask\u00a0 if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;\">She responded that she indeed had a .45\u00a0 automatic in her glove box. Something&#8212;body\u00a0 language, or the way she said it&#8212;made me want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;\">a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what was she so afraid of.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;\">She looked me right in the eye and said, &#8220;Not a fucking thing!&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;\">Seniors\u00a0 &#8211; Don&#8217;t mess with them. They didn&#8217;t get old by being stupid.<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(joke\/story sent to me by my mother in law&#8230;) I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73\u00a0 just East of Sedan, KS. I asked for her driver&#8217;s license, registration, and proof of insurance. The lady took out the required information and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[93],"tags":[982,983],"class_list":["post-9725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","tag-conceal-carry-permit","tag-guns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9725"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9725\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9729,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9725\/revisions\/9729"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}