{"id":9681,"date":"2011-12-04T11:13:32","date_gmt":"2011-12-04T18:13:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/?p=9681"},"modified":"2011-12-04T13:19:41","modified_gmt":"2011-12-04T20:19:41","slug":"supreme-court-rules-no-nativity-scene-in-dc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/?p=9681","title":{"rendered":"Supreme Court rules no nativity scene in DC"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in<br \/>\nthe United States&#8217; Capital this Christmas season.<\/p>\n<p>This isn&#8217;t for any religious reason.  They simply have not been able to find<br \/>\nThree Wise Men in the Nation&#8217;s Capitol.<\/p>\n<p>A search for a Virgin continues.<\/p>\n<p>There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.<\/p>\n<p>(p.s. while this is a joke, it&#8217;s also true.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States&#8217; Capital this Christmas season. This isn&#8217;t for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation&#8217;s Capitol. A search for a Virgin continues. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[93,249],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9681","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9681","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9681"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9681\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9684,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9681\/revisions\/9684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}