{"id":9523,"date":"2011-08-31T11:18:20","date_gmt":"2011-08-31T18:18:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/?p=9523"},"modified":"2011-08-31T11:18:20","modified_gmt":"2011-08-31T18:18:20","slug":"dear-george-lucas-you-need-new-hobbies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/?p=9523","title":{"rendered":"Dear George Lucas: you need new hobbies&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"390\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/eGaSxSuB2vY\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Vader&#8217;s silence (and then action) is a WAY more powerful tool to relay to us ignorant audience members what is going on with Vader&#8217;s conscience (and soul&#8230;and midichlorians&#8230;and whatever else) than him saying anything. Grrrrrr&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>I love ya George, but you REALLY NEED TO STOP MESSING WITH CLASSICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Sigh&#8230;all I can say is good thing I still have the original original trilogy. WHERE HAN SHOT FIRST!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vader&#8217;s silence (and then action) is a WAY more powerful tool to relay to us ignorant audience members what is going on with Vader&#8217;s conscience (and soul&#8230;and midichlorians&#8230;and whatever else) than him saying anything. Grrrrrr&#8230;. I love ya George, but you REALLY NEED TO STOP MESSING WITH CLASSICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sigh&#8230;all I can say is good thing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,43,29],"tags":[935,172,934,936,45,1234],"class_list":["post-9523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pop-culture","category-rants","category-star-wars","tag-blue-ray","tag-darth-vader","tag-george-lucas","tag-han-shot-first","tag-return-of-the-jedi","tag-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9523"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9524,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9523\/revisions\/9524"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}