I start every day in a pretty good mood. I might be sleepy. But once I get outside with the dogs, it’s all good. And I suppose if I had my own island, run by my rules, I would stay in that same good mood. Alas…TIHS happens…like…<\/p>\n
Your little snarling, barking (and clearly not bright) dog actually attacks my dogs. One of whom then steps on your dog who then yelps and you give ME stink eye. Right. You deserve a smack upside the head. That’s seriously a while other blog rant.
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\nSomeone lets their dog poo RIGHT next to the stand with the free poo bags. And leaves it there. You deserve a punch right in the eye.
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\nAll of the poo bag stations on the couple blocks between my house and beach are empty. Because assclowns (like said owner of above little dog) use it as their own personal store and take 5 or 6 at a time. Sometimes I see people take them that don’t even have dogs! All of you deserve a beating with a stick.
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\nSomeone at work doesn’t replace the paper towels after using the last one; or spills water on the floor by the water cooler and doesn’t clean it up; or apparently empties\/rinses their lunch dish in the sink leaving a sink full of shredded lettuce that is now clogging the drain and leaves it there. Were you people raised by savages in a cave?
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\nThe jackass in his little black Yaris (or Ford Focus or Prius or any number of little tin can cars) thinks he should control the flow of traffic over 92 and goes 10 mph under the speed limit the entire way to Highway 1, ignoring the line of 20+ cars behind him. This deserves a caning in my opinion.
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\nMy husband, who was at home sick all day (but still chose to go out to Target, the tailor and Costco for stuff for him and not asking if I\/we needed anything and who called to say BTW the dryer stopped working and didn’t call anyone for it), is at home at his computer when I get home at 8pm after working all day and hasn’t taken the garbage or recycling out, or even put his dirty dishes in the kitchen, or picked up his clothes that are lying around everywhere, and then asks ME what’s for dinner and says he’s starving when he comes to look at the timer on the oven after I started it. I’m not even sure what that deserves. Something involving a big stick to the head I think.<\/p>\n
The funny thing is, I will go to sleep tonight…in the guest room because I cannot take his hacking and snoring all night due to his current sinus infection…and wake up tomorrow AM and be in a good mood once again. Who knows how long that will last, but I will be. My only question is will I eventually implode or explode…at some point in the future….has to happen, right? <\/p>\n
Good thing I have my huskies. And a seemingly good form of impulse control. I must because I haven’t maimed or killed anyone yet…that you can prove anyway ;)<\/p>\n
Good thing I have my huskies…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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