{"id":518,"date":"2009-07-21T12:56:20","date_gmt":"2009-07-21T19:56:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/?p=518"},"modified":"2009-07-21T12:56:20","modified_gmt":"2009-07-21T19:56:20","slug":"quote-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/?p=518","title":{"rendered":"Quote of the day&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Quote                                  of the                                  day: <\/span><\/strong><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>&#8216;Whatever                                  you give a woman, she will make greater&#8230; <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>If you                                  give her sperm, she&#8217;ll give you a baby. If you                                  give her a house, she&#8217;ll give you a home. If you                                  give her groceries, she&#8217;ll give you a meal. If                                  you give her a smile, she&#8217;ll give you her heart. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>She multiplies and enlarges what is given to                                  her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to                                  receive a ton of                                  shit.&#8217;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>And I will give it to you&#8230;<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quote of the day: &#8216;Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater&#8230; If you give her sperm, she&#8217;ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she&#8217;ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she&#8217;ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she&#8217;ll give you her heart. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[93],"tags":[325,94,326],"class_list":["post-518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","tag-quote","tag-woman","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=518"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":522,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518\/revisions\/522"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}