{"id":494,"date":"2009-07-16T21:58:22","date_gmt":"2009-07-17T04:58:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/?p=494"},"modified":"2009-07-16T22:04:56","modified_gmt":"2009-07-17T05:04:56","slug":"clothes-sizing-for-vanity-or-insanity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/?p=494","title":{"rendered":"Clothes sized for vanity or&#8230;insanity?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So according to both recent articles that I&#8217;ve read, and real-life experience, vanity sizing is alive and well.\u00a0\u00a0 This annoys me for several reasons&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>How the heck can I buy anything online if the size doesn&#8217;t really correspond to anything in real life?\u00a0 And those size or measurements charts you (the e-tailers) offer are a load of crap.\u00a0 And even if I am 1 size in one of your pair of pants\/skirts\/sweaters\/dresses, I might not be in another style.\u00a0 Who the hell does this and why?? Not good business!!<\/p>\n<p>Look &#8211; if I&#8217;m a size 2 or 0 or 18 based on actual real-life measurements that I can take and that will apply across all brands, or at least all items within 1 brand for cryin&#8217; out loud, fine.\u00a0 But no&#8230;that would be too easy.<\/p>\n<p>And premium denim (you know who you are Rock &amp; Republic, True Religion and Seven) don&#8217;t even get me started on your washes and material contents. I can wear 4 different sizes &#8211; IN THE SAME BRAND?!?!<\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s 0 is not a 0 from several years ago.\u00a0 The designers and brands have fattened them up pretty well. I guess this is because you want someone to feel good about themselves and buy from you when they can magically fit into your size 6 but everyone else&#8217;s size 8 (or 10)?? Think I&#8217;m off? Marilyn Monroe was a size 10 or 12 back in her day. According to her measurements, she would be a size 4 today. That&#8217;s insane.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Kim Kardashian publicly swearing they are a size 2. No dears &#8211; you are not.\u00a0 Not to say you don&#8217;t look good whatever size you actually are &#8211; but it&#8217;s not a size 2. And *maybe* you can fit into a size 25 or 26 jeans &#8211; IF they have a heck of a lot of stretch in them. And really &#8211; BIG IF here.\u00a0 No way rigid 100% cotton. Again &#8211; I don&#8217;t care what size you actually are but just say what it is (or don&#8217;t talk about it all..but don&#8217;t lie.) Big damn deal &#8211; you are both gorgeous girls.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sick of not being able to know if I&#8217;m a 0 or 2 or an XS or S in J Crew, Banana Republic, whatever.\u00a0 And forget designer clothes. I tried on some dresses in Vegas and the size SOOO varied by designer. Not a single dress that I tried on had the same number on it&#8217;s size tag. Yet when you looked at the dresses &#8211; they were all the same. ANNOYING! Girls do NOT like this! At least no girl I know &#8211; and I know some gooood shoppers (myself excluded of course!)<\/p>\n<p>But I think I am most irritated by the fact that I work out all the time (every single day), I watch what I eat for the part and make sure I do not get to a size that I am unhappy with. So do not just F with the sizes to make people who don&#8217;t work as hard feel better about themselves. Make them realize, yes I am a size 4, 8, 10, whatever. If they are OK with that and like how they look &#8211; great! If not &#8211; then they need to deal with it with diet and exercise. But stop EFFING with the size of the clothes for their vanity (and my insanity!)\u00a0 Please keep it uniform. I do not think it is too much to ask that a single brand has the same sizing WITHIN it&#8217;s own brand?!?!?! 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