{"id":476,"date":"2009-07-14T10:32:55","date_gmt":"2009-07-14T17:32:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/?p=476"},"modified":"2009-07-14T10:32:55","modified_gmt":"2009-07-14T17:32:55","slug":"age-old-question","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/?p=476","title":{"rendered":"Age old question&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have seen this e-mailed joke for several years but I always giggle&#8230;and know it&#8217;s true!<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Life really boils down to 2 questions&#8230;<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">1. Should I get a dog&#8230;?<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_477\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-477\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-477\" title=\"dog joke pic\" src=\"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/dog-joke-pic-300x194.jpg\" alt=\"Dog\" width=\"300\" height=\"194\" srcset=\"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/dog-joke-pic-300x194.jpg 300w, https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/dog-joke-pic.jpg 796w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-477\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dog<\/p><\/div>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">OR&#8230;<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">2.\u00a0 Should I have children?<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_478\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-478\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-478\" title=\"kid joke pic\" src=\"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/kid-joke-pic-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Child\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/kid-joke-pic-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/kid-joke-pic.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-478\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Child<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Luckily my 2 huskies are so perfect &#8211; makes this an easy question ;-)<\/span><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_479\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-479\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-479\" title=\"Picture for invite\" src=\"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/Picture-for-invite-300x244.jpg\" alt=\"Angelus puppy\" width=\"300\" height=\"244\" srcset=\"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/Picture-for-invite-300x244.jpg 300w, https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/Picture-for-invite.jpg 634w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-479\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Angelus puppy<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_480\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-480\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-480\" title=\"Storm as Eddie 6.2.02\" src=\"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/Storm-as-Eddie-6.2.02-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Storm puppy\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/Storm-as-Eddie-6.2.02-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/Storm-as-Eddie-6.2.02.jpg 333w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-480\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Storm puppy<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have seen this e-mailed joke for several years but I always giggle&#8230;and know it&#8217;s true! Life really boils down to 2 questions&#8230; 1. Should I get a dog&#8230;? OR&#8230; 2.\u00a0 Should I have children? Luckily my 2 huskies are so perfect &#8211; makes this an easy question ;-)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[93,44],"tags":[76,302,301,1237,295,303,77],"class_list":["post-476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-huskies","tag-angelus","tag-children","tag-dog","tag-huskies","tag-joke","tag-puppy","tag-storm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=476"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":483,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476\/revisions\/483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}