I’ve seen this joke before but it always make me giggle so I decided to post it :)<\/p>\n
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?<\/strong><\/p>\n Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:<\/p>\n You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Colt Model 1911 45 cal. automatic pistol, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? THINK CAREFULLY…<\/p>\n Democrat’s Answer: <\/strong><\/p>\n Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!<\/p>\n Does the man look poor or oppressed?<\/p>\n Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?<\/p>\n Could we run away?<\/p>\n What does my wife think?<\/p>\n What about the kids?<\/p>\n Could I possibly swing the gun, like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?<\/p>\n What does the law say about this situation?<\/p>\n Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?<\/p>\n Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?<\/p>\n Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?<\/p>\n Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?<\/p>\n If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?<\/p>\n Should I call 9-1-1?<\/p>\n Why is this street so deserted?<\/p>\n We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.<\/p>\n This is all so confusing!!!<\/p>\n I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.<\/p>\n Republican’s Answer: <\/strong><\/p>\n BANG !!!<\/p>\n Redneck’s Answer:<\/strong><\/p>\n BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG !<\/p>\n Click….. (Sounds of reloading)<\/p>\n BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG!<\/p>\n Click<\/p>\n Daughter: “Nice grouping Daddy, Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points ?”<\/p>\n Son: “Can I shoot the next one ?!!!”<\/p>\n Wife: “You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I’ve seen this joke before but it always make me giggle so I decided to post it :) Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You’re walking down a deserted street with your […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[93],"tags":[292,295,294,293],"class_list":["post-460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","tag-democrat","tag-joke","tag-redneck","tag-republican"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=460"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":465,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460\/revisions\/465"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}