{"id":2455,"date":"2010-05-29T20:56:25","date_gmt":"2010-05-30T03:56:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/?p=2455"},"modified":"2010-05-29T20:59:04","modified_gmt":"2010-05-30T03:59:04","slug":"saturday-night-dinner-of-deliciousness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/?p=2455","title":{"rendered":"Saturday night dinner of deliciousness&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last weekend I was going through my giant stack of non-cookbook recipes &#8211; torn out pages from magazines, printed from online sources, given to me, emailed to me, etc, etc. Plenty of them are yummy looking (obviously or I wouldn&#8217;t have kept them) but a lot of them are pasta ones or fatty-fatness ones that are no good for the beginning of bikini season!<\/p>\n<p>I found one torn from a magazine that looked delicious. There is no notation printed on the page of where so I apologize to the original author of this as I can&#8217;t give credit.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jalapeno Roast Chicken<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ingredients:<\/p>\n<p>1\/2 cup (packed) fresh oregano leaves<br \/>\n1 shallot<br \/>\n4 gloves of garlic<br \/>\n4 tbsp. unsalted butter<br \/>\n2 tbsp. olive oil<br \/>\n1 jalapeno pepper, stemmed and seeded<br \/>\nsalt and pepper<br \/>\n1 5.5 lb whole roasting chicken<br \/>\n1 1\/2 cups chicken broth<br \/>\n3\/4 cup dry white wine<\/p>\n<p>Now&#8230;this seemed an easy enough ingredient list. I kinda scanned the recipe too but went off the ingredient list when i went to the store. Mistake. I had half this stuff already and found the jalapeno, oregano and chicken. Nothing too hard to find. BUT&#8230;had I read the recipe thoroughly, I would have seen the need for kitchen string (wha?) I also needed a food processor and a roasting pan &#8211; I have those. But I also needed the rack for the roasting pan&#8230;doh. In Tahoe&#8230;Oh well. As it turned out, I think this allowed the chicken to suck in more moisture so was really genius on my part not to use the rack ;)<\/p>\n<p>When I found the chicken at the meat counter, the outside of the packaging said &#8220;some of the giblets may not be contained inside&#8221; What do you mean by &#8220;some&#8221;? Because I want them all gone. Nada giblets. No such luck for me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Also&#8230;had I read the recipe I would have seen the need for using my fingers to loosen the skin, but not detaching it, to spread the jalapeno paste I would be making. Ew.<\/p>\n<p>Well..I had all the ingredients and I was standing in the kitchen ready to make it. So I would try this. If you cook a lot you are wondering why is any of this a big deal. Well&#8230;I can barely touch raw, boneless meat at all. I buy all of my chicken as skinless, boneless chicken breasts, all fish is filleted, all steaks are boneless and I eat nothing &#8220;weird.&#8221; If it looks like it was once living, I don&#8217;t want it. I&#8217;ll just eat rice&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>So&#8230;I had to fish the giblets out of the chicken. Crap. I put on a new pair of dish-washing gloves and did it. I got grossed out and kinda wanted to cry. Yes, I&#8217;m a baby. Whatever. But it was done. Storm asked if he could help&#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2460\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/chicken-please.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2460\" src=\"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/chicken-please-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"chicken please\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2460\" srcset=\"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/chicken-please-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/chicken-please.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2460\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I can help...<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Preparation:<br \/>\n1. preheat oven to 400. Place rack in center of oven.<\/p>\n<p>2. combine the oregano, shallot (I cut up), garlic (I cut up), butter (cut in small pieces), olive oil, jalapeno (which I cut up), 1 tsp salt and 1\/2 tsp pepper in a food processor and mix to form a coarse paste.<\/p>\n<p>3. pat the chicken dry and place, breast-side up, on a rack in a large roasting pan.<\/p>\n<p>4. using your fingers, loosen the skin from the chicken breast, legs and thighs without detaching it. Spread half the jalapeno paste under the skin. (ick.)<\/p>\n<p>5. tie chicken legs together with kitchen string (or not if you don&#8217;t have it..oops), then spread the remaining paste all over the outside of the chicken.<\/p>\n<p>6. pour the chicken broth and white wine into roasting pan. (try not to drink the rest of wine as you cook ;) )<\/p>\n<p>7. roast the chicken (basting with pan juices every 20 minutes and adding broth to the pan if it starts to dry out) for 1 hour and 30 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>8. if there are juices in the pan, strain and pour over chicken.<\/p>\n<p>I served with roasted asparagus, refried beans (if you use canned beans *Rosarito Spicy Jalapeno kind* you need to refry them yourself &#8211; not just warmed up from can in a pot or microwaved! EW! and mix in a bit of milk as you &#8220;fry&#8221; them so they are creamy but have the crisped outside as you cook them. trust me. mexican household secret from my in-laws) and warm corn tortillas that you cook with a SMALL touch of butter over a warm flat pan.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve made homemade corn tortillas before and they SO much better than store bought. But did not do that today. Buy the Guerrero brand &#8211; best ones I have found unless you have access to fresh at a mexi-mart. me = not driving over the hill for tortillas&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nThe asparagus:<\/strong><br \/>\nroll in olive oil so evenly covered<br \/>\nplace on baking sheet<br \/>\nrub crushed garlic on the stalks<br \/>\nsprinkle with a dry cheese &#8211; shaved parmesan works best or mozzarella.<br \/>\nsprinkle with black pepper<br \/>\nRoast for 15 minutes at 450.<\/p>\n<p>Was very, very delicious if I do say so myself (and husband agreed &#8211; huskies eat dead stuff found on the ground so their opinion is not as useful in this.) But then..I didn&#8217;t make it up or anything. I would make it again for sure. Although I would prefer if someone did the giblet removal in advance for me&#8230;.thanks&#8230; <\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2461\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/roasted-jalapeno-chicken.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2461\" src=\"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/roasted-jalapeno-chicken-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"roasted jalapeno chicken\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2461\" srcset=\"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/roasted-jalapeno-chicken-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/roasted-jalapeno-chicken.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2461\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Out of the oven...<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Further proof to me that if you can follow directions, you can cook. As long as you have a kitchen stocked with the basic tools. Maybe not create crazy dishes all on your own but eh &#8211; that&#8217;s why I pay a premium at restaurants when I go. And chefs are notoriously F&#8217;ed up so who needs that&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>But here&#8217;s a hint&#8230;if someone just spent a couple hours of prep and cooking in the kitchen to make a nice dinner, do not complain that the carving knife set out to use isn&#8217;t the right one as you are given your one and only job of the meal. Because the carving knife can be used (and made to work even if not the &#8220;right&#8221; one) for other things&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And Storm appreciates the chicken he gets after waiting and smelling it cooking for so long :)<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2462\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/chicken.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2462\" src=\"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/chicken-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"chicken!\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2462\" srcset=\"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/chicken-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/chicken.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2462\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">YUM! 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