{"id":2271,"date":"2010-04-10T10:30:11","date_gmt":"2010-04-10T17:30:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/?p=2271"},"modified":"2010-04-10T10:30:11","modified_gmt":"2010-04-10T17:30:11","slug":"there-really-are-some-genius-fktards-in-this-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/?p=2271","title":{"rendered":"There really are some genius f**ktards in this world&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Baby attack\" href=\"http:\/\/cbs2.com\/local\/infant.attacked.dog.2.1622472.html\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/cbs2.com\/local\/infant.attacked.dog.2.1622472.html<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Every single thing about this story pisses me off. This dumb bitch already had 2 kids taken away by Child Protective Services so she just went ahead and popped out another. Clearly she already deserved Mother of the Year so why not.<\/p>\n<p>The dogs should not be euthanized. Probably taken away from owner, but my guess is this wasn&#8217;t &#8220;an attack&#8221; so much as the dogs playing with the baby that was down on their own level. When I sit on the floor with my dogs, who are so far away from savage with people my Beware of Dog sign outside is a joke, they will rough house with me. When you get down on the same level as dogs, this happens. But expecting these stupid skanks to know that is a too much to ask, I know.<\/p>\n<p>So why the hell did you leave your baby sleeping in his bucket, with no adult monitoring at all? On the floor, in the other room from where you were. Oh right, your Mother of the Year qualities.<\/p>\n<p>And this line from the CPS chick:\u00a0 &#8220;I think what we try to do is be reasonable. Because people make  mistakes,&#8221; Deporto said.<\/p>\n<p>Ummm&#8230;she apparently makes a LOT of mistakes if she has already lost 2 kids. So what does she need to do to have it deemed criminal\/negligence and not a &#8220;mistake&#8221;? Set the kids on fire? Sell them to pedophiles?<\/p>\n<p>We need a damn license or permit for every damn thing in the world. But not parenthood. All sorts of assclowns can keep breeding and then we get more of these stories. Awesome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/cbs2.com\/local\/infant.attacked.dog.2.1622472.html Every single thing about this story pisses me off. This dumb bitch already had 2 kids taken away by Child Protective Services so she just went ahead and popped out another. Clearly she already deserved Mother of the Year so why not. The dogs should not be euthanized. Probably taken away from owner, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2271"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2276,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2271\/revisions\/2276"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}