{"id":2012,"date":"2010-02-13T10:26:22","date_gmt":"2010-02-13T17:26:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/?p=2012"},"modified":"2010-02-13T10:26:22","modified_gmt":"2010-02-13T17:26:22","slug":"tourists-pretty-much-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/?p=2012","title":{"rendered":"Tourists pretty much suck&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear visiting tourist jerkfaces driving down my 25mph zone residential, hilly, icy street going around 50mph and almost taking a girl and her huskies out &#8211; next time I see you, I am throwing a giant bag of steaming dog poo at your window.<\/p>\n<p>Oh&#8230;and that white sport BMW you are driving up here in the snowy mountains, you look *awesome* in it. Really. Not one bit like a San Francisco-living douchebag tool&#8230;not one bit&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear visiting tourist jerkfaces driving down my 25mph zone residential, hilly, icy street going around 50mph and almost taking a girl and her huskies out &#8211; next time I see you, I am throwing a giant bag of steaming dog poo at your window. Oh&#8230;and that white sport BMW you are driving up here in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43,1],"tags":[656],"class_list":["post-2012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants","category-uncategorized","tag-idiots"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2012"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2012\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2013,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2012\/revisions\/2013"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}