An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
\nHe finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.<\/p>\n
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
\n‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’<\/p>\n
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
\nIn a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,<\/p>\n
‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
\ngiven that you are blind, that you should know five things:<\/p>\n
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.<\/p>\n
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.<\/p>\n
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.<\/p>\n
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.<\/p>\n
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.<\/p>\n
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?’<\/p>\n
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,<\/p>\n
‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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