{"id":10874,"date":"2021-03-26T20:49:46","date_gmt":"2021-03-27T03:49:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/?p=10874"},"modified":"2022-01-13T14:26:34","modified_gmt":"2022-01-13T21:26:34","slug":"skynet-is-not-too-aware","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/?p=10874","title":{"rendered":"Skynet is not too aware&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>FB just suggested that I follow my ex-husband&#8217;s high school, skanky, ex-stripper girlfriend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I wonder if she gets the same suggestion. LoL. That&#8217;s hysterical. <br><br>I guess I can relax a touch about Skynet taking over the world just yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FB just suggested that I follow my ex-husband&#8217;s high school, skanky, ex-stripper girlfriend. I wonder if she gets the same suggestion. LoL. That&#8217;s hysterical. I guess I can relax a touch about Skynet taking over the world just yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[93,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10874","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10874","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10874"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10874\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10881,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10874\/revisions\/10881"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}