{"id":10285,"date":"2013-04-07T22:44:10","date_gmt":"2013-04-08T05:44:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/?p=10285"},"modified":"2013-04-07T22:44:10","modified_gmt":"2013-04-08T05:44:10","slug":"my-mad-men-premiere-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/?p=10285","title":{"rendered":"My Mad Men premiere review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mmmmm&#8230;..Hawaii&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Mmmmmm&#8230;.Don&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Mmmm&#8230;&#8230;.Hawaii&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Gah. Betty. How do they make her look that fat and frumpy? Also&#8230;describing how your husband should molest your 15 yr old houseguest? Eww.<\/p>\n<p>Mmmm&#8230;..Don&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Roger cracks me up. <\/p>\n<p>Why does Peggy dress like that? The 60s had *really* cute clothes.<\/p>\n<p>Sally is the reason people don&#8217;t want teenage girls.<\/p>\n<p>Mmmmm&#8230;&#8230;Don&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Why do we barely get any Joan? And how can her chest be THAT big and not fall over?!?!?!<\/p>\n<p>I totally get Don&#8217;s vibe with that Hawaiian ad idea. Pretty simple actually. Morons.<\/p>\n<p>I think the NYC hippies might be even dirtier than the SF ones. Good grief you losers. If I was Betty I would have smacked that kid in the head.<\/p>\n<p>Mmmmm&#8230;..Don&#8230;..(minus any funeral vomiting that is&#8230;.)<\/p>\n<p>Betty&#8230;with dark hair? Huh? Also&#8230;nice son.<\/p>\n<p>Awww. Cute Don has a male friend who he seems to like and can talk to. Good for him.<\/p>\n<p>What the? DON!? Oh man&#8230;.Don&#8230;.what the frack?<\/p>\n<p>Sill though&#8230;.mmmmmmm&#8230;&#8230;Don&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>The End.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mmmmm&#8230;..Hawaii&#8230;. Mmmmmm&#8230;.Don&#8230;.. Mmmm&#8230;&#8230;.Hawaii&#8230;. Gah. Betty. How do they make her look that fat and frumpy? Also&#8230;describing how your husband should molest your 15 yr old houseguest? Eww. Mmmm&#8230;..Don&#8230;&#8230; Roger cracks me up. Why does Peggy dress like that? The 60s had *really* cute clothes. Sally is the reason people don&#8217;t want teenage girls. Mmmmm&#8230;&#8230;Don&#8230;. Why [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[200],"tags":[1111,1110],"class_list":["post-10285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv","tag-don-draper","tag-mad-men"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10285"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10285\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10286,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10285\/revisions\/10286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/a99kitten.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}