a99kitten’s Musings

I blog about a WHOLE LOT of stuff :)

(joke/story sent to me by my mother in law…)
I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73  just East of Sedan, KS.
I asked for her driver’s license, registration, and proof of insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to me. In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age)
to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask  if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.
She responded that she indeed had a .45  automatic in her glove box. Something—body  language, or the way she said it—made me want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having
a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what was she so afraid of.
She looked me right in the eye and said, “Not a fucking thing!”
Seniors  – Don’t mess with them. They didn’t get old by being stupid.